Official Match Report

A lovely sunny day at Stade Kangaroo Point was ruined for the Rovers early on, with some uncharacteristically poor defending seeing the Piney army go 3-0 down within half an hour. Things got better in the second half, with Danny (Walter) Zumaeta thumping in a glorious header before dispatching a penalty after being felled in the area. Mr. Mourinho then elected to move to three at the back, relying on Gomez to marshal the deference despite suffering from the after effects of eating dodgy mussels the day before. This attacking option back-fired dramatically, with Mooroondu sealing the win with a fourth, triggering some of the 24,000 home crowd to stream towards the pub prior to the final whistle. A disappointing end to KPR's three-match winning start to the season.